knifefightscene:

“we’re ruining the planet” i’m sorry who is this we i don’t recall myself running a billion dollar oil business

vampireapologist:

Nothing is funnier to me than ppl with rly wild jobs still just being people and having long tired mornings like everyone else. Just heard a doctor in the lab say “I have to go do some cloning” with the same level of enthusiasm I use to say I’m gonna do the dishes.

azcendant:

reblog & tag ur sun sign, moon sign and which arcana you represent!

augustdementhe:

i-have-approximately-4-bones:

i-have-approximately-4-bones:

i-have-approximately-4-bones:

bogleech:

thetinybutimportantthings:

aviculor:

thellamamongler:

aplpaca:

aplpaca:

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.

These

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are more genetically compatible than These

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and that’s why morphology-based phylogeny has Issues

@aviculor

The problem is perspective. People always think dogs are the ā€˜standard’ animal, the metric to use for whether or not two organisms ā€œlook likeā€ they’re related. When in fact they’re a massive outlier due to the fact that we fucked up this lineage of wolf beyond recognition with selective breeding. It’s why people always sayĀ ā€œbreedā€ when they mean ā€œspeciesā€, especially when talking about groups like lizards which can’t even be defined cladistically since some of them are closer to snakes than each other. To say nothing of fish.

I once read an article that emphasized there is no such thing as a fish. Sharks and rays, lamprey, lobe-finned fish like lungfish and coelacanth, bichir and sturgeon, and of course the multiple infraclasses of moreĀ ā€œmodernā€ fish groups are all only very distantly related to one another. They’ve maintained semi-similar body structures only because there are limited ways to efficiently move through water as a vertebrate.Ā 

This

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And this

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Are more distantly related from one another than you and I are from a lungfish

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Which is absolutely fuckin wild.

Not only that, but all of us air-breathing land vertebrates, all the lizards and chickens and people and frogs, are closer to one another than those three ā€œfishā€ are to one another as well.

these

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are genetically closer than these

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and…

these

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are genetically closer than these

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and my personal favorite, it really fucks with people…

these

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are more genetically similar than these

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COOL.Ā 

nineteencigarettes:

Having no sources of intimacy in your daily life and therefore resorting to learning as much as you can as a way to pass the time is such a sad cycle, every single day its like what can I become obsessively interested in this time to vaguely simulate companionship and a temporary sense of purpose that I know will eventually make me feel even more alone because even if I find meaning and enjoyment it is completely irrelevant to and isolated from everyone and everything else

allfrogsarefriends:

catscanmiracle:

allfrogsarefriends:

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

Mom friend already exists

false. mom friend is the one that makes sure youve been kind to yourself, have eaten, and are emotionally stable

friend dom is the one whose animosity you can feel radiating through their stare as they choose the hangout activity for the 68th time in a row

micdotcom:

Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

the-sappho-of-lesbos:

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Source - Making Out: The Book Of Lesbian Sex And Sexuality ( photography by Laurence Jaugey-Paget)

kemjennie:

BLACK

bakwaaas:

when I was younger, I used to think true love was tumultuous and intense. but now, I feel like real love is gentle. passionate in a soft, sweet way. not fireworks and drama, but a love that’s like coming home, the breeze on a still summer day. a balm to the aches of the world.


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headjello:

headjello:

SWAG IS FOR BOYS

MEN IS FOR MEN

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darthlampman:

After 66 years, South Korea court just declared Abortion ban as ‘unconstitutional’ and decided they will change the law by next year! I’m so proud of all the women who fought back!


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jehovahhthickness:

I keep telling y’all this and y’all refuse to listen

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waterbish:

I know the water signs are famous for being sensitive, which they are, but yall. have you ever met an aries.

your-villainous-neighbour:

emotional-support-strapon:

cryol:

silverstrike:

tybalt-you-saucy-boi:

caribetidalwave:

excellentbitch:

excellentbitch:

isn’t that the neck tattoo guy

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This guy needs to slow down šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

THAT’S WHERE I RECOGNIZED HIM FROM

But how could you leave out this masterpiece???

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I love him

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yall r missing the BEST one

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I might have just found myself a new idol